Hi! I’m Sam Welch.

I write words — all kinds of words! I've worked for major brands including Google, Logitech, Express, and Meta, doing everything from social media campaigns to influencer events and product launches.

As much as I've always dreamed about writing about clothing and computer mice, my passion is comedy. I recently completed a program at UCLA's School of Theatre, Film, and Television, where I wrote two original comedy pilots and a spec script for Abbott Elementary.

When I'm not clickity-clacking away at my keyboard, I am reading too much news, being so earnestly patriotic it's a little cringe, or loudly singing whatever Taylor Swift song hits me hard that day.

Follow me on socials @hisamwelch. Well, not Twitter (X). I was banned. But that's a story for another day...

I live in Los Angeles with my little dog, Toto.

If you INSIST, you can see Toto…